"Prometheus swept down from the heavens bringing the gift of fire. Wrong move." Robert Ludlum

    The frosh at my school are sad and stupid. They rush to the library strait from their last class, get on the computer, and play, of all the games to play, Runescape.

    I played that 5 years ago when I was 11 and stupid. Do yourself a favor: if you play Runescape, stop playing and get Maple Story, Guild Wars, or (if you have the cash) get World of Warcraft. I wouldn't recomend getting WoW because if you lose your character, you are likely to commit suicide. People have done it. News reporters will report it and try their hardest NOT to laugh.

    If all you do is play some MMORPG, I must say something: GET THE FUCK UP OFF YOUR SEAT. Do something else. DON'T PLAY XBOX OR I'LL SLAP YOU SO HARD YOU GET A TUMOR. Go OUTSIDE. Play guitar. Do your HOMEWORK. CLEAN YOUR ROOM (yeah I said it!). Make it seem as if you HAVE a SOCIAL LIFE.

    My guild actually agrees we need to have one. The my game says after 2 hours "PLEASE TAKE A BREAK."

    As to the freshman at my school. You are royal n00bs. You are in HIGH SCHOOL. Runescape is for n00bs that are RETARDED. You want a free game? Get Maple Story. Now get the fuck off the computer so people can do their homework. And don't play the MySpace shit on me either!