Hey...this is my blog...I really don't know what to put in this intro box...

What can I say? It's another attempt for Apple to take over the world. Thankfully, like the Brain, the plot will be foiled by it's pinkyness.

Now I know what you Macolytes will say:
"WHAAAHHAAT!??!WHAHWAHA WHAHAAT!??!? WHY WOULD YOU SAY SUCH A HORRIBLE THING!?!?! HERESY! THE APPLE IS NEXT TO GOD!!!"

Simple: I hate Apple for various reasons:

1. No right click. What is up with that?
2. Force me to use iTunes for everything? NEVER! That program and it's sever system is horrible interface-wise. Rhapsody is much better. Windows Media Player 11 is much better. That's right: a Microsoft program tops Apple's. Plus not letting you get music from elsewhere is evil and nonsensical under our Constitution (yeah I had to pull the "we as Americans" card).
3. Macolyte zealousness. You guys are too damn whiny about Windows. Your computer crashed? That only happens when you don't know how to use a Windows OS properly. I only have that happen when someone I'm facing in an RTS lags. Got a virus? Well seeing as Windows is used by more people and corporations, that's likely. Get Norton or something.

Now for why I think the iPhone will fail:

1. Price: $599 for an 8 GB? I'd rather use my cash to get a PS3 (that's how ridiculous it is).
2. Touch screen: It' smudges like crazy unless you clean it constantly or have a stylus, which doesn't work well with it.
3. Service: You HAVE to use Cingular. No choice: it's not compatible with the system unless someone finds a hack for it.
4. Durability: It's thiner than a BlackJack, and it has a huge, unprotected screen. CRACK!
5. Web Surfing: Cingular provides the iPhone with it's slowest wireless speed. Unless you got a good Wi-Fi connection, good luck.
6. Programs: Yes it runs like a mini-computer, but you can't install anything. NADA. ZIPO.
7. Common Sense: 8GB fragile iPhone vs 30GB-60GB  more durable iPod. If you want a good MP3 player (oh sorry, you guys like iTunes) phone get the Chocolate. It works.